Worst Blogger Award of the Cosmos

It's official.

I am the worst blogger of the cosmos.  I received the award today at 4:29pm.  The award was presented by me, to me.

Some of the award criteria were things like: Doesn't care that people check their RSS feed for your new installment, will sometimes go a month and a half without even a shout out to those who read, and mocks all readers by writing about a faux award to make them (him) feel better.

While I accept this award with the requisite humility, I also wanted you to know that I think I am going to do a blog entry by the end of the week that is legitimate.  I think.  Not sure.  Could be another month.